Oh bother.  That Tercel is very unwell.

"The Lurktastic Opponaught" (oppolurker) 09/08/2016 at 19:49 • Filed to: Tercel Thursday

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“I have driven the car as it is and feel completely safe. The car can be registered as a antique negating the need for a inspection sticker...”

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > The Lurktastic Opponaught 09/08/2016 at 19:53

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Holy fuck hell no

(Too bad though)

The Lurktastic Opponaught > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/08/2016 at 20:03

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Ok. I’m glad your reaction was on par with mine.

Honeybunchesofgoats > The Lurktastic Opponaught 09/08/2016 at 20:17

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Bonus points for honesty, though.

Quadradeuce > The Lurktastic Opponaught 09/08/2016 at 20:23

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“Condition good”. For what, a car that has spent most of its life at the bottom of Casco Bay?

The Lurktastic Opponaught > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/08/2016 at 20:30

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My wife asked “why are they posting pictures of that?” My only plausible response was “I think they’re being honest...”

But they’re also advocating someone buy this clapped out rusty POS and put it on the same roads I drive as an “antique”. Donate it to the kidney foundation and take the tax write off ffs.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > The Lurktastic Opponaught 09/08/2016 at 20:31

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Still, a Tercel is Maine that still exits... incredible!

The Lurktastic Opponaught > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/08/2016 at 20:37

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My rust belt 1987 SR5 only made it to 1997 before the entire front left wheel, hub, axle, upper and lower suspension... thingies, and a whole lot of rust parted company with the rest of the vehicle as I pulled a hard left into my driveway. It was an unceremonious end.

Honeybunchesofgoats > The Lurktastic Opponaught 09/08/2016 at 20:39

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I don't know how things work in Maine, but if you registered a car like that as an antique in New Jersey, you'd be very, very boned if you got pulled over.

The Lurktastic Opponaught > Quadradeuce 09/08/2016 at 20:40

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If not at the bottom, at least near. I’m a few miles inland and I was still shrouded in salt fog the last few mornings. It’s worse closer to the water.

The Lurktastic Opponaught > Honeybunchesofgoats 09/08/2016 at 21:20

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I don’t know that it's a problem. I drove my fair share of death traps, and was never once hassled by the cops or the inspection station.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > The Lurktastic Opponaught 09/08/2016 at 21:38

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D:

wafflesnfalafel > The Lurktastic Opponaught 09/08/2016 at 23:01

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scrap yard time for that one...